WHAT IN THE HOLY HELL DID I DO LAST NIGHT/WITHIN THE LAST SIX HOURS
my mexican drove away in a van to prague with his parents an hour ago from my back porch with the amp he's left in my basement for a year
ah MAN i've got the BUG! BUGS! BUUGS! their EVERYWHEEERRREE!!!!
hezuh pullin on my heartstrings
'we should just call them, empty shells, and call you guys hipsters.'
-me, talking to the sheik ones in the school
solar plexus - gut
solar plexus |ˈpleksəs|
noun
a complex of ganglia and radiating nerves of the sympathetic system at the pit of the stomach.
the Dorsolateral Prefrontal (executive and logical) section of the left side of my brain, which is directly above my left eye learning a bit towards the center of my brain is in so much PAIN, it was INSTANT, i believe it's because i was using that section of my brain earlier in the last few hours exclusively a LOT more than i usually to do read for a class earlier than normal, which gives very complicated reading material that requires a lot of thought to really appreciate and piece together, and also working on the plot of a large narrative i'm writing for a comic. I usually don't push my brain this hard, not recently anyway. this is the price i pay for not keeping my brain as a muscle in shape. growing pains. mutherFUCKER.
Quotes:
'When I was on acid, I would see things like beams of light... and I would hear sounds that sounded an awful lot like car horns.
Like, we had a refrigerator with a hard-boiled egg inside, after a few days the shell started to crack. Eddie's first comment was "Man, this guy's a survivor!"'
-mitch hedberg
'you should look up to this person!'
'and not just because you're short!'
-ryan trecartin, I-BE AREA (Pasta and Wendy M-PEGgy), http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR4sHDR-1XE
'he's says he's telepathic, but as far as I"m concerned, he's just a little paranoid!'
-Damiani, a drug dealer from RANX 1, Ranx in New York, the coolest comic I know produced by Heavy Metal
'There is a mean look following spunk in hair, a punitive upper-lipped look, like “Mister
you missed my face entirely,”'
-a methodical overture for coitusinterruptus, written by drew gamble for our poetics workshop lit class
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Saturday, February 27, 2010
THE FLOOR IS LAVA
what DO i owe myself?
my roommates are identical twins
evan has a large lump on the back of his head, and he and his family hypothesize that it is because andre sat on his head in the womb.
andre says is because their mom dropped him.
consider: nightmares are a test of character. what you do in your dreams inside a first person veiw still counts as credit towards who you are.
digging your own poonless grave
THE FLOOR IS LAVA
do you have a canning machine?
if you had a canning machine, you could can anything you want to can.
you could make anything you want, into treasure, by putting it in a can.
just think, of all that treasure.
god i love containers.
I want to make farting appropriate. how does one take on such a task? I want to make it an everyday perk. one of the joys of life not just for me (of which it is a joy to hear and do), but for everyone.
like a funny joke.
my roommates are identical twins
evan has a large lump on the back of his head, and he and his family hypothesize that it is because andre sat on his head in the womb.
andre says is because their mom dropped him.
consider: nightmares are a test of character. what you do in your dreams inside a first person veiw still counts as credit towards who you are.
digging your own poonless grave
THE FLOOR IS LAVA
do you have a canning machine?
if you had a canning machine, you could can anything you want to can.
you could make anything you want, into treasure, by putting it in a can.
just think, of all that treasure.
god i love containers.
I want to make farting appropriate. how does one take on such a task? I want to make it an everyday perk. one of the joys of life not just for me (of which it is a joy to hear and do), but for everyone.
like a funny joke.
Monday, February 22, 2010
he's pink, he's small, he's furry and he's got 21 asshoes and can get pregnant
palindrome:
love
evol(ve)
evol(evil)
dear little pigs don't go into that cave. hot dog parties. you're all going to DIE. fine. sure theres cake. are you really going to ignore getting deaded for cake? you fattasses. cute little fattasses. please don't go...
Bonzo Dog Band - 'Can Blue Men Sing The Whites?'
small girl, bitter stature: '.....................I catch people like you on fire.'
to jasmine:
you rub off on me like dogs rub on stuffed animals
lightning dolt
I’m a flying titted coconut!
beastliness - sex
you don't need anybody else to light your fire. light your own fire. light your s o u l on fire.
exit the boat at the bottom of the ocean
I hang by all fours from your chandelier steeply and rudely stair around my butt at you deeply. (this is from a monkeys perspective, in a respectable household. this is not about anal sex.)
micheal martello and i found ourselves by mistake standing over a large frozen lake hidden under the snow while looking for a hill to sled down
it was outstanding
janey and pompy are so cool
Sacagawea and her son Jean Baptists Charbonneau where nicknamed janey and pomp, or pompy by lewis and clark
filling my cubbies with valuable things
finding the homes of previously thought to only be imaginable things
the word 'scenario' has a slightly negative connotation i realize
break ah rule like ah breadstick
I found the pair of shoes I wore into the scariest river in northern california I know like a worrier from 9 months ago covered in dusted mud in a bag berried in my shoe box.
I am wearing them now, and feel like a baddass.
i screwed up again and its really unfortunate.
my face is getting smaller my face is streetchiiinnng emily put it on my face
and now its streetchiiing
greece is fat
i'm poking the beast to see who he really is
love
evol(ve)
evol(evil)
dear little pigs don't go into that cave. hot dog parties. you're all going to DIE. fine. sure theres cake. are you really going to ignore getting deaded for cake? you fattasses. cute little fattasses. please don't go...
Bonzo Dog Band - 'Can Blue Men Sing The Whites?'
small girl, bitter stature: '.....................I catch people like you on fire.'
to jasmine:
you rub off on me like dogs rub on stuffed animals
lightning dolt
I’m a flying titted coconut!
beastliness - sex
you don't need anybody else to light your fire. light your own fire. light your s o u l on fire.
exit the boat at the bottom of the ocean
I hang by all fours from your chandelier steeply and rudely stair around my butt at you deeply. (this is from a monkeys perspective, in a respectable household. this is not about anal sex.)
micheal martello and i found ourselves by mistake standing over a large frozen lake hidden under the snow while looking for a hill to sled down
it was outstanding
janey and pompy are so cool
Sacagawea and her son Jean Baptists Charbonneau where nicknamed janey and pomp, or pompy by lewis and clark
filling my cubbies with valuable things
finding the homes of previously thought to only be imaginable things
the word 'scenario' has a slightly negative connotation i realize
break ah rule like ah breadstick
I found the pair of shoes I wore into the scariest river in northern california I know like a worrier from 9 months ago covered in dusted mud in a bag berried in my shoe box.
I am wearing them now, and feel like a baddass.
i screwed up again and its really unfortunate.
my face is getting smaller my face is streetchiiinnng emily put it on my face
and now its streetchiiing
greece is fat
i'm poking the beast to see who he really is
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Hey boy. Chin up. The sun is still there, he's just masturbating in the shower and all we get to see is the curtain.
put a snap in your walk
meche:
(fargo accent) i think you might need to go to rehab timothy. we wanted you to be a doctor, and now you're just painting naked women and getting high off the fumes. you might go to HELL timothy!!! why don't you come to church anymore?
tim: YARLGH IM NOT AINT NO HETHAN YOUREEALL THE HETHANS HERE AGRHAPPSSSS
(passes out on stoop while fleeing)
Tim:
what a romantic sentiment
yes
DAMBIT
never hear it
Nicole:
DAMBIT
i LOVE IT
my occipital lobe is in distress
baseball bat, jail, church, walk around neighborhood and apologize to those of whom I threatened.
my dreams continually beat reality. waking up is the saddest part of my day.
pig on a spit
the dome has taught me this:
you are everything. everything passes through you. you get everything. not just one of the two things that make up this universe, but both. you are not alone, and yet divided in your body you are separated from the rest. he is all around you. you are him. remember this. even if you die, you are still what you were. everything.
be good to all, for they are you.
be true to yourself, and therefore all.
do what feels right, because it probably is.
even if its wrong, you'll find out when you do it. then you can repair. both sides!
someone unexpected opened up part of me I needed
has the keys I lost to my car from 1967
do you know where you're minds been? over the last how many months? everywhere but here.
'Oh, dolphins, lazy stoners of the sea'
?
to andy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYmIu_njso4
'I'm may be cuckoo whacked crazy, but I'm pretty and witty to boot. that counts for somethin, right?'
...shit. i can't not write it now. there's a whole fucking scenario that goes with what i just said. it involves los vegas at night, a questionable busty woman dressed like a confident hooker and a big, dumb casino security guard. most likely I, the prostitute, am trying to distract security, from you, the guy who… befriended a hooker? Needs cash? sneakily acquiring the means to reach 5 lots of money. for some reason i see you reaching under a table awkwardly on your back for something and hiding from people above it. I have no fucking idea, don't ask me. this happened in my mind within seconds after writing that bubble headed blonde comment. yours truly.
to javier:
'you're in smarttown.'
COOLEST IN THIS NOOK OF THE ORB.
what are the possibilities of happiness out in the world that you haven't even encountered yet? there are many many possibilities. -grandpa hockey
take me with you
understand
i'd run to hell
quick by your hand
Preston and Meche figure this:
everyone pays their own price for their level of vitality
what's inside of you, what you have to work for, the stuff that hurts, thats how you pay
always figured that anxiety and depression were just the same beast bellow sea level
maybe they are just deep (sea) lovers always working together
depression and anxiety
happy in their own right
anxiety is the woman with brown long hair who is nude and thin like a 70s painting and depression is the blackness blob she lays entwined with on the bottom of the ocean watching everything around them
me:
the white haired albino dude in the tornados video gives me the funny bone chills
forrest:
he used his shotgun to shoot his landlady and then shot himself in the forehead
he is a planet in my solar system of lovers that is spinning away.
that, is what we call heartburn.
Saint James, or something:
6 adolescent boys, all wearing slacks, nice shoes, red ties collared shirts and suit jackets. One is taller than the rest, attractive and dirty blonde. There is one Indian boy, one who is stout with glasses and short black greasy hair. All the other boys blend in. One short, Indian, black haired, ugly, frumpy short unattractive woman with a large nose and think red lipstick and eye makeup on which they follow all in line for sandwiches into the Corner Bakery.
The tall one told me when he stepped away from that bitch he follows, I asked him: ‘we are going to a national senate debate thing, to emulate the senate and debate’ or something.
Nicole(me)
you're so evil, I love you.
Hieronymus (javier)
I pride my self on my villainy, its all a man really has you know.
are you gunna keep me alive now?
this is one of my favorite parts of life. sometimes, the goo a vagina excretes while sexually aroused is very very much like the goo a snail leaves behind on it's trail. this is my favorite part of the day.
(to rowaboatland)
hey boy
chin up
the sun is still there he's just masturbating in the shower and all we get is a curtain.
when i carry my laundry from my room to the machine and back i feel like i have a small animal or person I have to mother strapped to my body and it makes me feel silly and funny because this weird little shape and me have to walk around looking ridiculous and i LIKE it.
meche:
(fargo accent) i think you might need to go to rehab timothy. we wanted you to be a doctor, and now you're just painting naked women and getting high off the fumes. you might go to HELL timothy!!! why don't you come to church anymore?
tim: YARLGH IM NOT AINT NO HETHAN YOUREEALL THE HETHANS HERE AGRHAPPSSSS
(passes out on stoop while fleeing)
Tim:
what a romantic sentiment
yes
DAMBIT
never hear it
Nicole:
DAMBIT
i LOVE IT
my occipital lobe is in distress
baseball bat, jail, church, walk around neighborhood and apologize to those of whom I threatened.
my dreams continually beat reality. waking up is the saddest part of my day.
pig on a spit
the dome has taught me this:
you are everything. everything passes through you. you get everything. not just one of the two things that make up this universe, but both. you are not alone, and yet divided in your body you are separated from the rest. he is all around you. you are him. remember this. even if you die, you are still what you were. everything.
be good to all, for they are you.
be true to yourself, and therefore all.
do what feels right, because it probably is.
even if its wrong, you'll find out when you do it. then you can repair. both sides!
someone unexpected opened up part of me I needed
has the keys I lost to my car from 1967
do you know where you're minds been? over the last how many months? everywhere but here.
'Oh, dolphins, lazy stoners of the sea'
?
to andy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYmIu_njso4
'I'm may be cuckoo whacked crazy, but I'm pretty and witty to boot. that counts for somethin, right?'
...shit. i can't not write it now. there's a whole fucking scenario that goes with what i just said. it involves los vegas at night, a questionable busty woman dressed like a confident hooker and a big, dumb casino security guard. most likely I, the prostitute, am trying to distract security, from you, the guy who… befriended a hooker? Needs cash? sneakily acquiring the means to reach 5 lots of money. for some reason i see you reaching under a table awkwardly on your back for something and hiding from people above it. I have no fucking idea, don't ask me. this happened in my mind within seconds after writing that bubble headed blonde comment. yours truly.
to javier:
'you're in smarttown.'
COOLEST IN THIS NOOK OF THE ORB.
what are the possibilities of happiness out in the world that you haven't even encountered yet? there are many many possibilities. -grandpa hockey
take me with you
understand
i'd run to hell
quick by your hand
Preston and Meche figure this:
everyone pays their own price for their level of vitality
what's inside of you, what you have to work for, the stuff that hurts, thats how you pay
always figured that anxiety and depression were just the same beast bellow sea level
maybe they are just deep (sea) lovers always working together
depression and anxiety
happy in their own right
anxiety is the woman with brown long hair who is nude and thin like a 70s painting and depression is the blackness blob she lays entwined with on the bottom of the ocean watching everything around them
me:
the white haired albino dude in the tornados video gives me the funny bone chills
forrest:
he used his shotgun to shoot his landlady and then shot himself in the forehead
he is a planet in my solar system of lovers that is spinning away.
that, is what we call heartburn.
Saint James, or something:
6 adolescent boys, all wearing slacks, nice shoes, red ties collared shirts and suit jackets. One is taller than the rest, attractive and dirty blonde. There is one Indian boy, one who is stout with glasses and short black greasy hair. All the other boys blend in. One short, Indian, black haired, ugly, frumpy short unattractive woman with a large nose and think red lipstick and eye makeup on which they follow all in line for sandwiches into the Corner Bakery.
The tall one told me when he stepped away from that bitch he follows, I asked him: ‘we are going to a national senate debate thing, to emulate the senate and debate’ or something.
Nicole(me)
you're so evil, I love you.
Hieronymus (javier)
I pride my self on my villainy, its all a man really has you know.
are you gunna keep me alive now?
this is one of my favorite parts of life. sometimes, the goo a vagina excretes while sexually aroused is very very much like the goo a snail leaves behind on it's trail. this is my favorite part of the day.
(to rowaboatland)
hey boy
chin up
the sun is still there he's just masturbating in the shower and all we get is a curtain.
when i carry my laundry from my room to the machine and back i feel like i have a small animal or person I have to mother strapped to my body and it makes me feel silly and funny because this weird little shape and me have to walk around looking ridiculous and i LIKE it.
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